pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Apr 30 1:05 with 203,600 notes

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

(Source: exceptional-y)

Feb 19 1:34 with 548,305 notes

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(Source: hunterinhogwarts)

Feb 19 1:32 with 651,953 notes

touchmeslowly:

I need to be a little spoon right now.

Feb 19 1:28 with 1,410 notes
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